First of all: ugh, sorry. If your t-shirt shows up defective — like a misprint, hole, or looks like it survived a chaotic mail adventure — send us a photo and a short, non-angry message via [contact us] and we’ll actually do something about it.

Your mood merch is made after you order it, so expect a little wait. Patience is sustainable... and attractive.
Want more specifics - head on over to Shipping and Refund policy.

Short answer: nope.

Long answer: we start working on your order pretty much right away so we don’t make more stuff than we need. It’s part of our whole low-waste, slow-ish fashion thing.

So once it’s in, it’s in. Choose wisely, friend.

Oof. That’s rough. Unfortunately, we can’t apply codes after the order’s placed — time moves forward, and so do we. Use it next time. It’s not like you’re done being moody.

Not right now. We're focusing all our energy (and by energy, we mean limited caffeine and existential stamina) on the designs we’ve already created. No custom text or image uploads — for now.

But hey, who knows? If we ever open up limited custom drops, our email list will know first.

Currently, we ship to the US and Canada. If you live elsewhere, we still love you. Just… from a distance.

(We'll let you know if we ever expand our mood delivery zones.)

Join the Bare Minimum Club to be the first to know!

Yup. Once your shirt enters the real world, we’ll send you a tracking link so you can obsess over it like a modern adult.

Not really. We only accept returns if something’s actually wrong — like if the print is messed up or the shirt arrives looking like it lost a fight with a lawnmower.

Why? Because we don’t make more stuff than we need to. Every piece is printed just for you (aww), which helps us keep waste low and the planet slightly less mad.

There’s a size guide on each product page because we believe in giving you the tools to not mess this up. If you're between sizes, maybe go up — life is hard enough without a tight tee.

Ah yes, laundry — the mood killer. Here’s how to keep your tee looking chill and not like it’s been through a breakup:

• Wash cold. Like your soul. 30°C (86°F) is the sweet spot.
• Flip it inside out. Protect that print from the chaos of your spin cycle.
• Use mild detergent. No bleach, no drama.
• Avoid dryers if you can. Heat is the enemy. Air dry it like a responsible adult.
• If you must iron (lol): Do it inside out, and never on the print.
• No dry cleaning. We're not fancy. Neither is your T-shirt.

Why all the fuss? These shirts are made with 100% organic cotton and printed just for you — so take care of them, and they’ll stay soft, smooth, and slightly unimpressed for years.

Technically? Yes.
Should you? Eh… not really.

Tumble drying on low heat won’t melt your t-shirt, but if you want the print and fit to last longer than your last situationship, we recommend air drying. Plus, it’s better for the planet. And your electricity bill.

We try our best! Screens and lighting vary, and sizing charts are guides. If you’re between sizes, that’s a personal choice — we don’t handle buyer regrets.

Nope. Our tees are soft, sarcastic, and may make Wednesdays suck slightly less — but they won’t replace therapy, financial advice, or life coaching. For serious advice, consult a qualified professional.

Because we’re not into waste — or warehouses. Every t-shirt is made when you order it. That means less overproduction, less landfill guilt, and fewer sad, unsold t-shirts haunting us forever. Yes, it takes a little longer to arrive. But good things take time. And better things don’t end up in a dumpster.

Magic...ˋ°•*⁀➷







Just kidding — our t-shirts are 100% organic cotton, and they’re made to last (even if your mood doesn’t).

It’s called direct-to-garment (DTG) — basically like inkjet printing, but for clothes. Our print partner uses high-efficiency Kornit printers that create almost no wastewater and use less energy.

Also: water-based, vegan inks, certified by Oeko-Tex™. No sketchy chemicals. No weird smells. Just crisp designs and a clean-ish conscience.

Every order ships in post-consumer recycled mailers — meaning we reuse stuff that already existed instead of making new plastic.

• Outer poly mailers = 50% PCR plastic
• Inner bags (if needed) = 30% PCR plastic

Still strong. Still protective. Just a little less… planetary doom.

Yes! You can also reuse it (for snacks, socks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving).

Nope. We’re not into fake virtue. We’re a small brand doing what we can — and always trying to do better.

Our sustainability isn’t perfect, but it’s real and that counts for something.

Not at all. Think of them as mildly insightful entertainment — not instructions.

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