Disclaimer

Meh. But Legally Necessary

Soft fabrics, sharper disclaimers. Read on if you care about the details — we won’t judge

Alright, here’s the deal. This page is where we get serious for a minute — not about Mondays, not about life advice, just about what we can and can’t be responsible for. Read through to know your rights, our limits, and why our tees are still worth it.

This is where we tell you what we’re responsible for… mostly soft tees and bad puns.

– Director of Sarcastic Logistics

I slept through the review, so it must be fine.

– Chief Chill Officer

We checked it twice. Twice! That counts for something, right?

– Resident Overthinker

10/10 would nap on this disclaimer again.

– Chief Chill Officer

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Meh. But Legally Necessary

This is where we tell you what we’re responsible for… mostly soft tees and bad puns.

I slept through the review, so it must be fine.

We checked it twice. Twice! That counts for something, right?

10/10 would nap on this disclaimer again.

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Meh. But Legally Necessary

This is where we tell you what we’re responsible for… mostly soft tees and bad puns.

I slept through the review, so it must be fine.

We checked it twice. Twice! That counts for something, right?

10/10 would nap on this disclaimer again.