Do I have to?

Classic fit. Mid-weight. 100% organic cotton. This tee is the definition of minimal effort, maximum vibe. No flashy graphics or motivational nonsense — just a shirt that does its job while you do... whatever you're doing. Wear it to your job, your couch, or your next minor breakdown.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (fancy words for “really soft”)
• Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd² (155 g/m²)— not too light, not too heavy, very Goldilocks
• Regular fit (a classic, like your avoidance issues)
• Set-in sleeves that do what sleeves should
• Ribbed collar, because structure matters (sometimes)
• Double-stitched hems = less unraveling, more unbothered
• Certified organic under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard) — real planet-friendly receipts
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh and printed just for you (and only you)

Your tee is made with feelings — and some pretty good fabric. Here’s how to keep it looking sharp (or at least, not tragic):

• Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle.
  No hot drama. No upside-down disasters. Just chill laundry.
• Skip the bleach and fabric softener.
  Your tee has enough personality — no need to soften it.
• Tumble dry low — or better yet, hang it.
  Air-drying is best. Your shirt and the planet agree (begrudgingly).
• Iron inside-out, cool only.
  Never on the print — it’s moody and doesn’t like heat.
• Don’t dry clean. Ever.
  This isn’t a red carpet situation.

Canada: 15–18 business days.
USA: 8–10 business days.

We print, pack, and send — then planes, trucks, and traffic take over. Mostly accurate, occasionally dramatic. Once it’s shipped, you’ll get a tracking number — spy on it as much as you like.

You’ve got 30 days to report real issues—defects or shipping damage.
This isn’t a trial wardrobe—no “oops, never mind” returns.

How: Email us at whatever@shopmehwear.com with:

• Order number
• Clear photo of the problem
• Short description
  

If it qualifies, we’ll cover the reprint + shipping. Refunds go back to your original payment method—no mystery credits, no awkward vouchers.